Saturday, December 20, 2008

Crazy Isshinryu Karate

Best Karate. Supreme Grandmaster. World Champion. Real Training. Top Rated School. Learn Self-defense. Gain Confidence. Build Self-Esteem. Develop Self-Discipline. Become a Black Belt. Win Trophies. Wear Pajamas. Scream. Lose Weight. Gain Weight. Do a Thousand Pushups. Break Boards. Do a Full Split. Kick Above Your Head. Count to Ten in a Foreign Language. Learn to Kill. Memorize the Creed. Use the Force. Bow. Stretch. Meditate. Focus. Barefoot. Bleed. Boredom. Fustration. Anxiety. Fear. Sensei. Sifu. Dojang. Dojo. SahbumNim. Ki. Kiai. Kihap. Poomse. Kata. Kumite. Aikido. Judo. Taekwondo. Kung Fu. Ultimate Fighting. Sparring. JuJitsu. Throws. Takedowns. Ippon. Knockout. Submission. Wrist Lock. Leg Sweep. Death Touch. Steal the Peach. Harmony. Inner Peace. Flow. Smile. Relax. Chi. Redirect. Disappear. NonViolence. White. Orange. Purple. Blue. Yellow. Green. Red. Brown. Red White. Stripes. Patches. Fist. Dragon. Tiger. Ninja. Rising Sun. Divine Wind. Samuari. Tsunami. Warriors. Tiny Tots. Tuition. Class. Session. Studio. Contract. Monthly. Promotions. Equipment. One Hour. Two Days. Unlimited. Six Months. Tournaments. Certificates. Seminars. Sleep Over. Shiai. Family. Community. State. National. International. World. Universal. Inner-Galactic. Black Gi. White Dobok. RedWhiteBlue. StarAndStripes. TShirt. Sash. Obi. Combat Shoes. Bruised Ribs. Broken Toe. Dislocated Finger. Bent Nose. Black Eye. Contusions. Pain. Exilaration. Endorphins. Sweat. Panting. Success. Victory. Growth. Masochism. Sadism.Control. Achievement. Grok. Reflex. Grasshopper. Expert. Wisdom. Apply Yourself. Give One-Hundred Percent. Just Show Up.

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